"As I said, I want a show of my own - called Nothing Special"
- Andy Warhol
- Andy Warhol
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The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!
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It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
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Festivus is back! I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space.
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There’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
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At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
(One week until Festivus, guys!)
2011/12/16
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